God Talks to Oily Homer!

So I'm driving along, minding my own business, and as I come around a curve I see a sign in front of a church. One of those signs with the plastic letters so you can change it to say things like, "Weight Watcher / Bake Sale Saturday". Only this sign said, "Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"

My first thoughts were, Wow. You would thing God's signage budget would be somewhat larger.

Then I thought, I wonder if the crazy guy in the car behind me is trying to ignore the voices in his head, and he says to himself, Oh God, give me a sign if I'm suppose to start the killing again! And then ironically bad timing brings him around that curve. Ooops.