More Fun Facts from Oily Homer!

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  There is some evidence to support that the antelope was once the first animal in the dictionary, until the ardvark arraigned to have a second 'a' added in front of its name. Ironically, the lama using the exact same scheme dropped down a few places behind the lemur, leopard, and lion.
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  Before the invention of Lithium, most polar bears were known as bipolar bears, which may account for many of the unexplained Eskimo deaths each year.
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  Veterinary medicine has come a long way. 'Spaying' use to refer to whacking dogs with a shovel during coitus to discourage mating. This technique is still used in some cultures by disgruntled wives.