Oil Homer gets healthy!

Oily Homer has been told to stop eating bacon and other good things, as they may be harmful. But not to worry, as tofu and soy substitutes taste just like the real thing. I'm happy to tell you that I completely agree. Well, I'm not actually eating tofu and soy, because I'm tofu and soy intolerant, but I'm using tofu and soy substitutes made from beef and pork and lard and butter, and they taste just like the real thing.