Oily Homer -- Inventor

Well, Oily Homer is officially a genus. Everyone has seen those little printers that sit on your desk and print one label at a time. Now for something that's really needed.. The Bacon Printer... Let's say you're sitting at your desk, and you want some bacon... happens to Oily Homer a hundred times a day... but the Bacon delivery guy isn't here! Don't let that stop you, just press the button and out pops a strip of hot bacon! Mmmmmm...

Oh I know.. Naysayers are asking, what about the grease? Stay tuned for the Oily Homer Aroma-Therapy Candle!