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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Oily Homer Solves Energy Problem

Today Oily Homer sold the floor mats from his car and then put the money into the gas tank. Hmmm... the car is running on itself. Think how much of your car is wasted. How often do you use that back seat? Sell it for gas! Got anything in the trunk besides junk? Same for Oily Homer. Sell the trunk lid, or rent it out for storage. Do you really drive at night all that much? Sell those headlights! And as an added bonus, as the car gets lighter, you get better gas mileage!

2 comments:

eli said...

If you move where it is dry, you can let the roof and windows go too. I use to live on top of a mountain and could get to bus stop without turning my engine on. Who needs it?

Oily Homer said...

That's a great point... Now if I can find a place that's uphill from everything....

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