Oily Homer -- The other white meat!

Here's something that happened to me a few years ago at the San Diego fair grounds... I was in the men's room taking a leak, and a girl poked her head in the door, then looked over her shoulder and shouted, "It's okay, they have doors!" and her and about 6 other girls ran in, each into a stall, and slammed the doors... I looked at the guy next to me, shrugged, and said, "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go..." We both chucked a bit, and finished our business. When I left and noticed how long the line was for the women's room, I thought, damn, a bunch more of them should use ours...

So anyway, a few years after that, I heard about the exact same thing happening, but this time some guy got all embarrassed or insulted, or whatever and call the police and had the girls arrested! So my question is, how big a nancy boy do you have to be to call the cops because some girl came in the men's room rather than pee herself?