Oily Homer -- Triple Agent!

This really happened... way too funny to make up.

I'm at the supermarket buying some things, and I have one of those membership cards to save money, but I used a phony name and address when I got the card because I don't want on their mailing list. I'm also wearing a name tag from my business with my real name on it, and I'm using my girlfriend's debt card to make the purchase. So the girl rings up the purchase, and looks at the name on the card receipt, then the name on the store card printout, and then my name tag. She looks puzzled and says, "Uh, you have three names." And she looks at me, confident I'm about to explain it to her.

I just take my receipts and said with a smile and a chuckle, "Oh, I have LOTS more names than that!" and walked out.