This is your Oily Homer on drugs.. Any Questions?

Things you don't do on vicodin and beer besides drive and operate heavy equipment.

You don't...

• Do surgery on others, including circumcisions.
  
  
• Authorize surgery on yourself, especially circumcisions. (trust me)
  
  
• Take off your pants in public no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.
  
  
• Buy anything that comes with a payment plan.
  
  
• Respond to any question that contains the words or phrases, "my butt", "look fat", or "my mother".